London Calling

Oh jesus.

Wed, 15 Sep 2004 15:13:08 GMT

What the fuck? I have Afternoon Delight, one of the worst songs EVER in my oppinon, and LL Cool J's Doin' It stuck in my head, running together into some Ubber Song.

I am so sleep retarted right now. Ugh.

I don't wanna go to work.

..I have chemistry problems to do. Of course I just remembered this.

I'm fucking lovin' it.

Tue, 17 Aug 2004 11:45:17 GMT

Holding You Down (6:40:18 AM): Like I know HTML.
HoneyMaivia1985 (6:40:28 AM): oh FUCK THAT CAN BE SORTED OUT LATER.
Holding You Down (6:40:35 AM): HTML?
Holding You Down (6:40:41 AM): HONKY TONK MAN LOVE!?
Holding You Down (6:40:45 AM): WHAT DOES THAT MEAN!?
HoneyMaivia1985 (6:40:45 AM): LMFAO
Holding You Down (6:40:53 AM): DOES ANYONE KNOW!?
Holding You Down (6:41:02 AM): ::Gets his guitar.. swings it out.. SHAKES HIPS::
HoneyMaivia1985 (6:41:09 AM): ... ALRIGHT DOUBLE JAY
Holding You Down (6:41:21 AM): Double J puts people over and is a great wrestler.
Holding You Down (6:41:29 AM): ::Comes out of his zombiefied state instantly.::
HoneyMaivia1985 (6:41:32 AM): ....
HoneyMaivia1985 (6:41:35 AM): OH YEAH
HoneyMaivia1985 (6:41:38 AM): HE DOES SO GREAT
HoneyMaivia1985 (6:41:41 AM): HE AND JBL SHOULD BE LOVERS
Holding You Down (6:41:43 AM): I RULE YOU!
HoneyMaivia1985 (6:41:47 AM): SO THEIR GREATEST CAN BE MULTIPLIED
HoneyMaivia1985 (6:41:50 AM): CROWN ME! CROWN ME!
Holding You Down (6:42:01 AM): Dude.. I wanted to send in for that Catch The Buzz Feel The Bling contest..
HoneyMaivia1985 (6:42:10 AM): Why didn't you?
HoneyMaivia1985 (6:42:14 AM): OH WAIT ONLY FOUR OTHER PEOPLE DID.
HoneyMaivia1985 (6:42:20 AM): Did anyone fucking WIN that contest?
Holding You Down (6:42:27 AM): I was going to wear a cowboy hat and whip a mexican for fourty five minutes, before talking about how YJStinger gave me the energy for FOURTY FIVE MORE MINUTES.
Holding You Down (6:42:30 AM): I bet I would have won.
HoneyMaivia1985 (6:42:42 AM): fsadms;ald'ad;asf;seadmfpsa
HoneyMaivia1985 (6:42:48 AM): :SPAT HER COFFEE OUT:
Holding You Down (6:42:56 AM): I SO wanna RP JBL.
Holding You Down (6:43:01 AM): Not because I like him.
Holding You Down (6:43:10 AM): But because he makes racism so cool.
HoneyMaivia1985 (6:43:15 AM): .........
HoneyMaivia1985 (6:43:26 AM): I'm suprised Orlando isn't his Manservant Toby.
Holding You Down (6:43:27 AM): ..I love black people?
HoneyMaivia1985 (6:43:41 AM): And that Orlando, isn't singing MAMMY after JBL unties him from the back bumper.
Holding You Down (6:43:48 AM): LOL
HoneyMaivia1985 (6:44:07 AM): Sorry, that's my shining funny girl moment for the AM.

Birthday Update

Mon, 02 Aug 2004 07:05:26 GMT

Lookit what __tempting made for me!

She's such a sweetheart!

Of course, all Joy aside, I have to get up early and finnish my laundry so I can head to the mall and get Jason's birthday gift. (We're best buds, and share a birthday. Three years apart. That's a sign damnit!) Then try to finangle a dinner plan so I can get my ass to Kayla's bash she's throwing for me.

Tomorrow will most definately be a Pah-tay.

Not to mention, where the hell is my Husband, Steve-o?!

Lamest of the LAME.

Sun, 18 Jul 2004 05:36:34 GMT

The Palace = Shittiest Job Ever.

I went to tell my manager what's up tonight, to finally open my mouth and tell her why I'm so frustrated, and she basically told me "I don't want to talk about it, I'm closing. Just go home."

Fucking. Clown. Shoes.

Faawk!

Thu, 08 Jul 2004 07:32:51 GMT

I slept through my english class today, and now at 230 Am I can't find the words to type up a "how to be a good friend" paragraph.

fuck me.

Late Night Debauchary

Thu, 27 May 2004 07:12:25 GMT

HoneyMaivia1985 (2:07:32 AM): ASH.
perverse TRAGEDY (2:07:58 AM): YES?
HoneyMaivia1985 (2:08:55 AM): I'm so bored :/ whatchu doin'?
perverse TRAGEDY (2:10:00 AM): trying to get my fucking poptart from the toaster
perverse TRAGEDY (2:10:02 AM): MY POPTART
perverse TRAGEDY (2:10:05 AM): *Shakes the toaster*
HoneyMaivia1985 (2:11:11 AM): LMFAO
HoneyMaivia1985 (2:11:18 AM): JESUS
HoneyMaivia1985 (2:11:21 AM): THAT'S HILARIOUS!
HoneyMaivia1985 (2:11:30 AM): -POSTS IN HER LIVE AND DEAD JOURNALS -
perverse TRAGEDY (2:11:35 AM): *whiiiiiine*
perverse TRAGEDY (2:11:36 AM): I WANT IT OUT
perverse TRAGEDY (2:11:38 AM): MYYYYYYYYYYYYINE

Thu, 06 May 2004 23:15:01 GMT

We go to Josh Groban tonight, so after there will be a much longer entry. Promise.

I couldn't resist.

Fri, 23 Apr 2004 04:18:42 GMT

Whats your wrestling persona? by sairbear
Your name
Wrestling Name	Moongoose
Who do you work with	John Cena
When did you debut	May 7, 2011
Whats your theme	"Stupid Girl"
What Diva do you hate	Gail Kim
What wrestler do you hate	Hulk Hogan

Created with the ORIGINAL MemeGen!

Tee hee.

Wed, 21 Apr 2004 03:16:20 GMT

So, after the Backlash Party I watched RAW last night.

I have now been invited to go to RAW on April the 25th in Topeka.

WWE, is now owning my life again. And Furthermore, John Cena = Teh Sex.

Stolen, Stolen, Stolen.

Wed, 14 Apr 2004 04:49:46 GMT

Ask me 3 questions. No more, no less. Ask me anything you want. Then go to your journal, copy and paste this, allowing your friends (including myself) to ask you anything, too.

It's Offical!

Mon, 12 Apr 2004 06:04:56 GMT

Alright, so we knew the trip to Omaha, was going way too smoothly and my Mom would have to open her maw to say something hurtful to get me not to go right?

Well. It goes like this. In her round-about psychotic way, she decided to let me in on a secret. If you go to Omaha to see a band that makes you a Groupie.

And a Slut.

That's right everyone. It's offical!

Evil Thy Name is Boeing Wichita Credit Union.

Mon, 12 Apr 2004 04:20:30 GMT

NeptuneStud (11:16:24 PM): I jsut got your message. Are you doing anything tomorrow evening?
HoneyMaivia1985 (11:16:33 PM): No
HoneyMaivia1985 (11:16:34 PM): BUT THE ATM
HoneyMaivia1985 (11:16:37 PM): FUCKING INGESTED MY CARD
HoneyMaivia1985 (11:16:41 PM): IT ATE MY GOD DAMN ATM CARD JASON!
NeptuneStud (11:16:43 PM): oh shit!
HoneyMaivia1985 (11:16:45 PM): It won't give it back
NeptuneStud (11:16:58 PM): damn, that sucks. I'm sorry hun
HoneyMaivia1985 (11:17:02 PM): Thanks.
HoneyMaivia1985 (11:17:04 PM): It must die
NeptuneStud (11:17:12 PM): you should be able to get it straigntered out if you go to the bank tomorrow
HoneyMaivia1985 (11:17:19 PM): I am.
NeptuneStud (11:17:31 PM): they will issue you a new card if they can't get your old one back
HoneyMaivia1985 (11:17:39 PM): Yeah,
NeptuneStud (11:17:40 PM): I think this happened to my mom one time
HoneyMaivia1985 (11:17:41 PM): THEY BETTER.
HoneyMaivia1985 (11:17:46 PM): IT FUCKING SUCKED IT UP!
NeptuneStud (11:18:10 PM): that's weird...I always did think that machine was a bit shady though
HoneyMaivia1985 (11:18:33 PM): df,laefk]sped
HoneyMaivia1985 (11:18:35 PM): OH GOD
NeptuneStud (11:18:44 PM): the whole set up is kinna creepy...nice placid lake and pretty trees behind the ATM in the middle of no where
HoneyMaivia1985 (11:19:00 PM): LOL

and ENORMOUS thanks to toshiro, who got me to smile.

Forgive my indecision, I am only a man.

Sat, 10 Apr 2004 22:15:37 GMT

1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says.
You can learn special attack abilities by defeating certain enemies in the game.
My Kingdom Hearts Strategy Guide

2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?:
Can of Pepsi (Ick)

3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?:
The Royal Tenanbaums. Infact I got drunk, so I should probably rent it.

4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what the time is:
5:10 PM.

5: Now look at the clock, what is the actual time?:
5:08 PM.

6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?:
The T.V in the kitchen.

7: When did you last step outside? what were you doing?:
Yesterday. I went out with Kayla and we laughed like stoned 'tards. Drove around, went to Marble Slab Cremary. Contrary to popular belief Ice Cream IS a good dinner damnit,

8: Before you came to this website, what did you look at?:
The Zack Hexum Forum.

9: What are you wearing?:
Black Sex Pistols T-shirt, Jeans, Pink striped Adidas. Silver Hoop Earrings. Gotta go to work. Yay.

10: Did you dream last night?:
Yeah I did.

11: When did you last laugh?
Last night about everything

12: What is on the walls of the room you are in?:
The infamous Bronnie baby picture. A mirror, A Borametor, Gambit's Baby Portrait, A Yard of Ale Glass.. Paintings, An African Wood Carving.

13: Seen anything weird lately?:
..Yeah Actually!

14: What do you think of this quiz?:
It's.. Special.
15: What is the last film you saw?:
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind -swoon-

16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?:
A Ticket to California.

17: Tell me something about you that I don't know:
I am secretly attracted to myself. ^_~

18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?:
I would stamp out prejudice.

19: Do you like to dance?:
I dance all the time, regardles of how retarted I look. Hell, I dance the best in my underwear!

20: George Bush: is he a power-crazy nutcase or some one who is finally doing something that has needed to be done for years?:
Proved how he is truely the Anti-Christ.

21: Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?:
..That's.. a Good Question.

21: Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?:
..I.. totally thought I had that figured out. But. I don't know. Perhaps.. I .. don't know! SHIT!

22: Would you ever consider living abroad?:
..BACK TO ENGLAND.
23: Will you pass on this survey?:
Of course. Not.

How do I master the perfect day? Six glasses of water

Wed, 07 Apr 2004 17:00:59 GMT

So, the rents are actually going to let me go to Omaha. Don't worry pictures will definately ensue. I finally got around to doing academic advising and placement testing for English. Once again, may I repeat that my academic advisor Kendal, is a cock-bite. He's a real asshole, but that's all I've got to say on that. On the English placement test, I once again have to take a class that's not going to count toward any credit for me. ~~Fucking Bullshit~~.
Tonite is gaming night, but I've got lots of Math homework to do, and Lifetime Fitness at Four. Tomorrow I enroll in my classes for Summer and Fall.

You are a Siren. More adventurous than all with a
voice like no other you sit on warm rocks and
sing to the moon and sea. Yet sometimes
shipwrecks find you and raving men want you.
You are a bottle of talent and power. What the
unknown is you seek to find, and a lover. You
have the moon and stars as freinds. There are a
very few of you, what a rare find. Will you
rate my quiz, I think your voice in just
beautiful?

What kind of mermaid are you? (Gorgeous Pics)
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`And if rain brings winds of change let it rain on us forever`

Fri, 26 Mar 2004 06:59:19 GMT

So I know I had big fat plans for today, and mailing of things to Zack, but eh, I woke up at Seven in the P.M. That's right. Seven. Now, I'm bouncing a long to VnV nation and being ubber bored. I can't even go out and having a cigarette, because I'm too damn paranoid. For those of you who haven't been watching the news, eh.. Wichita had a Serial Killer back in the day. 1970's to be exact, well our friend the BTK killer is back at large it would seem. Eh. So with all the crime dancing in my head, I'm gonna stay inside until my itching for a cigarette gets me shanked.
I've been checking out hipstomp, who is the fine, and humorous author of kim_jong_il__
Ah New York, New York.

toshiro, you can't escape.

Mon, 22 Mar 2004 03:18:12 GMT

Atomic Dawg ZERO (8:56:10 PM): Eye for an eye.
HoneyMaivia1985 (8:56:13 PM): Ah
Atomic Dawg ZERO (8:56:15 PM): Yeah but I was running to work.
HoneyMaivia1985 (8:56:18 PM): Lemme get up and check.
HoneyMaivia1985 (8:58:00 PM): Yes I do
HoneyMaivia1985 (8:58:11 PM): Is..
Atomic Dawg ZERO (8:58:13 PM): Yeah I have an episode list. ;-) Go watch that.
HoneyMaivia1985 (8:58:14 PM): THAT THE ONE!
HoneyMaivia1985 (8:58:16 PM): WHERE.
HoneyMaivia1985 (8:58:26 PM): She coaxes Duncan to have sex
HoneyMaivia1985 (8:58:30 PM): and she ties him to the bed
HoneyMaivia1985 (8:58:35 PM): and calls the Bobbys on him?!
Atomic Dawg ZERO (8:58:40 PM): ... Um. No. I don't think so.
HoneyMaivia1985 (8:58:43 PM): ..Oh.
HoneyMaivia1985 (8:58:44 PM): LOL

Slap a Bitch Bowling

Sun, 21 Mar 2004 07:54:27 GMT

So, tonight I went Extreme bowling with Sarah and a group of her friends. We screamed, we laughed, we made asses of ourselves. And all in all a great night. For every gutter ball I threw, I did a dance I made it. To learn to do this is very easy! It's like Popeye. Only. Ya know. Black.
Work. Bleh Work.
I'm working all through Spring Break, and I had to suffer through The Company.
So, for the extremeness of how we bowled.. We've dubbed it as I bowled my first game. SLAP A BITCH BOWLING. and Pictures Ensued.

And there was much rejoicing.

Life in B Minor.

Wed, 17 Mar 2004 16:58:14 GMT

I went to Art Appreciation and turned in my papers, everyone be proud. Now I just have that entire chapter four homework to do for Math. Nevermind that my ~~test~~ is tomorrow. I think I've got a serious case of the `Springs``, as I call it. I think the fact that the sun is out, and the weather is warming up has me all sorts of Ants-in-the-Pants jittery.
Speaking of Art, I'm going to get back to Photography. And I'm going to do it with a self portrait project ``Life in B Minor``. Originally I was thinking just straight black and white, but some color would be good too. I'm thinking the distinctness of stark black, and stark white, will be just a little odd for me. Think about it if you really know me. I'm all sorts of color and all sorts of energy .
Why am I doing this project? It just seems neededright now. I'm at such a hectic point in my life. I don't know what I want to do with my life, I'm young, and I want to move to New York, or Los Angeles. If I do that, I'll be alone. Completely and utterly alone. Not that I couldn't make friends or anything, but if you really think about it. Alone. That's such a hard word when you look at it like that. Alone.

B.S

Mon, 15 Mar 2004 20:55:01 GMT

HoneyMaivia1985 (2:51:37 PM): Yeah.
HoneyMaivia1985 (2:51:46 PM): I've got this SICK disease called generosity.
Atomic Dawg ZERO (2:52:19 PM): I hope I don't get it.
Atomic Dawg ZERO (2:52:24 PM): It sounds fatally wussifying.
HoneyMaivia1985 (2:53:37 PM): Yeah, it's disgusting. Symtoms include englargment of the heart, wussifying, and compassion.
Atomic Dawg ZERO (2:53:57 PM): Ew!
HoneyMaivia1985 (2:54:25 PM): Yeah I Know.

A pretty Mellow Day.

Mon, 15 Mar 2004 20:24:02 GMT

I'm wearing a skirt, I think Hell froze over.

Manofloug. Ghetto Scrabble rocks it!

Mon, 15 Mar 2004 03:57:48 GMT

Today, was a completely awsome, recharge day that I needed. Desperately.

``By the time I recognize this moment
This moment will be gone``

I went to work, and got heated over some bullshit, and then I chilled out. After that I got to see Jason, I love jason! He's the best friend ever! We went to Golden China, and sated my garbage-disposal hunger for Chinese Food. Sushi is so damn good.. then we went to WUS, and we were gonna go to the Statues for my Art Appreciation travel paper.. but.. we didn't. Hee hee. Silly Me.. We ended up going to the Vagabond. My favorite spot in Downtown Wichita, and had French Mochas. He and I are gonna start meeting up there to do homework. Nothing like sitting in a hole-in the wall and playing Ghetto-Scrabble. That's right. Ghetto. Scrabble. Mary is gonna kill us when she finds out. But REV. and Manofloug. And Hophillt. That's right. We didn't play according to any of the standard Scrabble rules. ~~Whoops~~

``So much wasted in the afternoon
So much sacred in the month of June
How bout you``

We were going to go to the Hyatt, but we ended up driving back to the Palace, to pick up my car, and broke from eachother to go do ~~Homework~~ I'm going to do my Make-up Midterm. ~~Swear to God~~. I'm going to see about getting a Camera/Digital Camera, so I can get some Art work done. I'm finally going to start taking pictures for fun and .. self discovery.

Tomorrow, I'm going to go to WSU, and the Ulrich art museum on Campus, and check out some art and sculpture, word.

P.S: Manofloug, for all who are wondering is pronouced Mono-Flogg.

Rowr.

Mon, 08 Mar 2004 06:18:05 GMT

Twisted, is the suck

`Don't you ever stop, long enough to start?`

Thu, 04 Mar 2004 04:33:25 GMT

I stayed home, I feel like ass.

Here's my to do list. In lieu of ya know, an actual update.
Sort out my things with the bank
Do my Math Homework
Clean my Room
Grow my Mohawk
Learn to play Bass

Alrighty, who wants to make me more tea so I don't have to get up?

I've contracted Bird Flu

Sun, 22 Feb 2004 01:47:32 GMT

My mother is the craziest woman on the fucking planet. We keep getting calls from a cellphone, but no one ever picks up, They already called once and I hung up then my mom picked up and started saying crazy shit into the phone.

I think she's the reason they keep calling.

Being around a sick manager, co-workers, fellow students, and parents has finally taken its toll. I've got some sort of cold, and I went to work anyway, and they sent me right home, I never even clocked on. Ah well, I needed the day off, so I can recover for tomorrow. I'm keeping my ass at home tonite, and wash my clothes and bed linen. Mother, bought me some Ralph Lauren bed linen that doesn't fit, though she insits that it does. My mother is crazy.

Mango Biscuts, is frighteningly catchy. Even in my Sudafed-ee, Excedrin-cated delerium.

`How are you gonna be a pedophile and have a ferris wheel?`

Wed, 18 Feb 2004 17:57:35 GMT

I've decided that putting off your Math assignments isn't the best Idea in the world, but it helps me study for my test Thursday. Speaking of Tests, I have a Biology test that day as well. Yay For Thursdays :D

We learned about Picasso in Art Appreciation.. and I'm not sure how I feel about him. I love the art he did before he started ~~destroying~~ distorting the human figure. Call me Classical, but I can't give up a good old rennisaunce painting. So sue me if I can't help laughing at a good flaying.

We're gaming tonite, if I finnish and study my homework while I sell tickets that is. I highly doubt we're going to be that busy, it was dead yesterday.

For the record, hard boiled eggs aren't as fun to eat as they are to pick a part. My subject is from Barber Shop 2, which is damn funny.